The Situation Is Making Crazy Money Peddling Tuxedos
Just a day after being sued for flubbing his T-shirt line, Jersey Shore snake oil salesman The Situation has inked a deal to promote a line of tuxedos and formal wear related products. Yeah, cause nothing says "black tie" like someone known for wearing wifebeaters and having orange skin.
Still FLOW Formal has inked a six-figure deal with Mr. Sorrentino for a line of tuxedos creatively named Situation. Isn't this guy known for taking his shirt off, not selling shirts? Though it doesn't launch until February, proms all over America have already been ruined by the promise of blinged-out cummerbunds and jackets with satin lapels and no sleeves.