Literally breaking: A "rowdy 23-year-old" snuck onto the set of Beyonce's music video set in a trailer park and screamed, "I can be a better dancer!" then threw an egg at a cop. So, the trespasser was either a wannabe backup dancer who just happened to have a raw egg in his pocket (comes in handy for spontaneous souffle-offs) or someone who is a better dancer than Beyonce. Baryshnikov, maybe.

Celebtiquette query: Is it rude to bring a super expensive trailer to a film set in a trailer park? Seems like salt in the wound, no? [TMZ, Beyonce via Getty, egg via Shutterstock]