Justin Bieber Cutout Heist Goes Horribly Wrong

23-year-old David Dowling and his buddy were busted for stealing a life-size cutout of Justin Bieber from an F.Y.E. in a Florida mall. (They still have those!?) He told the cops: "We were just having fun holding Justin Bieber hostage."
Dowling was booked for a misdemeanor; it's a good thing he doesn't face jail time:
-So, What are you in for?
-Stealing a life-size Justin Bieber cutout. You?
-Knifing three guys in the throat
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On the other hand, he's now going to be known as "the guy who stole the Justin Bieber cutout" for the rest of his life. This is a prison sentence in its own right.