Bethenny drifts for 20 hours with no land in sight. Lea Michele is single. Lindsay Lohan's "shady" hotel rendezvous photographed. Entourage guy says he didn't turn Jane Lynch gay. Tuesday gossip is afraid of water.

  • Bethenny Frankel and husband Jason Hoppy got lost at sea this weekend: "I was on a sailboat on Saturday that was supposed to be eight hours and it ended up being 20 because were lost at sea. The captain had to call the Coast Guard and we were hit by a big wave. It was very scary. It was traumatic. Absolutely traumatic. We were in the middle of the deep sea with no land or anybody near us. The captain had never, in 30 years, called the Coast Guard." Sounds like a good pitch for the world's first-ever horror reality show. Think Blair Witch Project + Open Water + Bethenny Getting Married. But blood-sniffing sharks instead of bouquets. "It was so scary. I was thinking, Oh, my God, Bryn! I'm not going to be there at six o'clock in the morning when she wakes up and she's going to wonder where Mommy is and gosh, if something were to happen to me, what would happen to her. I was having horrendous thoughts." Nowhere near as horrendous as the thoughts the captain was having, though. Can you imagine being stuck on a boat with those two for 20 hours? Oy. [E!, photo via Getty]
  • Rosie O'Donnell is trashtalking her peers, again. [P6]
  • Lindsay Lohan's new bestie is the owner of a fancy hotel. She went inside a hotel room with him and "did a bunch of shady shit conveniently in front of a window," mostly kissing him and bending over, but everything looks "shady" through a telephoto lens and hotel room window. [Superficial]
  • Ryan Reynolds and Olivia Wilde aren't dating, y'all. [Radar]
  • Lea Michele broke up with Broadway actor boyfriend Theo Stockman. (He starred in American Idiot and dabbles in TV.) Theirs was a "very low-profile" relationship that included defiant public makeout sessions at events honoring Nobel laureates where Lea's behavior was so bad that photographers actually swore at her, so as I am sure you can imagine, "This is not a dramatic breakup, the relationship just ran its course." [E!]
  • Speaking of Lea Michele, Modern Family's Sarah Hyland did a hysterical impression of her red carpet poses last week, prompting Gleeks mobilized to destroy her. But our newly beloved 20-year-old comedienne will not back down! "I did not intend for my comments to be taken in a malicious way. In no way am I jealous of Lea Michele. I'm happy with my own life and am not jealous of anyone else's in the world. I can't take myself that seriously. I don't like the red carpet. I feel silly. So props to her for knowing what she's doing and enjoying it. But I won't apologize. I'm an outspoken person. I own what I said about that outfit. And I mimicked what I saw with my own two eyes." [Us]

Mel B "presented" her newborn baby on the cover of Hello! Looks like a baby. [Hello!]

  • Michelle Williams has a romanticized idea of what being a working hump is like: "I often dream of quitting acting. Walking away and becoming a laundress or a sous chef or maybe writing other people's love letters for a living." It's so cute when famous people think everyone else's boring lives are cool. [Hobo, HuffPo]
  • Ricki Lake claims she already lost 8.5 inches from her waist, from two weeks of Dancing with the Stars. That's so many inches! Time to start a Ricki Lake impending death rumor. [People]
  • Vanessa Hudgens has a new Disney actor boyfriend. Well, we don't know if they're boyfriend-girlfriend yet, they might not be into labels, y'know? Might just be chillin'. [People]
  • Kevin Dillon thinks Jane Lynch's joke about the cast of Entourage turning her gay is unfair. "It was funny, but I think it's not fair at the same time… I think the men of Entourage treat women well for the most part." Oh, honey, shhh. Don't let it trouble your pretty little head. Sit on this tufted cushion and snack on no-calorie bon-bons and gyrate sexily to this music, instead. Seen not heard. [E!]
  • John Travolta's $100,000 1970 Mercedes-Benz 280SL was stolen off the street mere blocks from a prominent Jaguar dealership. Oh, why, yes, Mr. Travolta, you can certainly buy a new astonishingly expensive car right here, and drive it home, now that that old clunker is gone. What a wonderful coincidence. [TMZ]
  • Ne-Yo is engaged and expecting his second child. Mazel tov! [Us]
  • James Gandolfini threw a party for his 50th birthday. There were sliders, lobster rolls, mini-meatballs, and empanadas. [P6]