HLN hopes Dr. Conrad Murray's trial for the manslaughter trial of Michael Jackson will be as good a ratings boon as Casey Anthony's trial for the manslaughter of her daughter, even though Nancy Grace will barely be around this time, because she's busy doing this.

But will anything ever compare to that special magic of accusing a sexually attractive white lady of hiding the rotting corpse of a toddler in the trunk of her car? No, this trial will never live up! Don't believe what CNN's sister network tells you! This trial is a mean substitute teacher who tries to win you over with coloring books and new crayons, but no one will ever compare to Miss Nancy! No one! Miss Nancy is the nicest teacher ever, I refuse to participate in murder death fun time if she isn't there. [NYT, image via Getty]