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Fox & Friends co-host and celebrated public intellectual Brian Kilmeade could barely catch his breath today, as he shared the hot new rumor about Justin Bieber impregnating a lady.

"GET THIS," he explained. "JUSTIN BIEBER might be singing more than, 'Baby,' 'Baby,' 'Baby' — he could be HAVING one!" And then: "He's 11!" Whoa, really? Next sentence: "The 17-year-old superstar — I guess he's 17..."

Well what is he, Brian, 11 or 17? Our advice for next time: Just hedge and go with 14, and then tear down the set.