Ban happy nanny state San Francisco thought they could get rid of the Happy Meal by passing a law that says meals that don't pass certain nutritional standards can't be marketed to children or give away free toys. Please. There is no stopping corporate giant McDonald's.

Scary clown Ronald McDonald is totally going right around the new law by having franchises in the area charge for the toys. They have to give parents a choice whether or not to buy the toy, but the genius is that they're only charging a dime. And they're donating the dime to charity! Sure it's their house charity organ, Ronald McDonald House, but it is charity. You can't even hate that, because it's helping sick kids. Oh, that is one seriously deft move, Micky D's. I'm ordering a Happy Meal for lunch in your honor.

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