The Day Madonna Joined Twitter: A Story of Love, Loss, and Toast

To promote yesterday's release of her new album, Madonna joined Twitter for a single enchanting day. Using the clever album plug-handle @MadonnaMDNADay, Madonna fielded questions from fans who tweeted at her and used the augural hashtag, #AskMadonna.

Here are some of the things we learned about Madge—clad in a shirt that says, "Bitch Club"—from her entrée on Twitter :

• Madonna and Tim Tebow are both virgin-like, WINKY FACE!
• She rehearses 24 hours a day, ad infinitum.
• Dry toast=yuck.
• Latin America's adoration of her is crucial to her survival.
• She believes in other worldly spirits. And energy.
• Madonna like drink coffee nonstop.
• Favorite neighborhood in New York? Williamsburg, natch.
• Girlfriend loves Skrillex. Girlfriend is young.
• Would never cheat on Katy Perry.
• Madonna would never use drugs.
• Nope. None. Never. Maus!
• Has passive-aggressive disdain for the Midwest.
• Peace, luck and astrology, my children.

#Amen #Amadonna

[Images via Twitter]