1. Weird that they didn't just aggregate it from Stormfront.

2. "By Jaywon Choe," sounds like this writer is Asian.

3. But if he's Asian, shouldn't he be "scarfing up" iPhones?

4. Henry Blodget + Hamilton Nolan = 2 ginger-haired white men

5. Jaywon Choe + Maureen O'Connor = 1.5 listicle-making Asians

6. Number of "Hamilton Nolan looks racist in this picture" memes that Business Insider is ready to create: 0

Number of "Hamilton Nolan looks racist in this picture" memes that Maureen O'Connor is ready to create: 1

7. Recommended related story: "Check Out What Twitter Has To Say About Keith Olbermann Getting Fired."

8. Somewhere, Ian Shapira is laughing.