Fresh off the pseudo-legitimization of their Kanye West-Kim Kardashian "backshots" sex pictures, MediaTakeout is touting "EARTH-SHATTERING SUPER EXCLUSIVE" photos of "two celebs... getting some BOOTY LOVE!!!"

But whose booty, and whose love? MTO will announce their identities "later." Here are my guesses:

  • President Obama and Miley Cyrus
  • Tiger Woods and Princess Diana
  • Jay-Z and Angela Merkel
  • Blue Ivy and Angela Merkel
  • Marion Barry and Nicki Minaj
  • Nicki Minaj and "Roman"
  • Two Bachelor contestants you've never heard of
  • Kanye West and an extremely high-quality blow-up doll
  • MediaTakeout founder Fred Mwangaguhunga and the personification of pageviews

Who do YOU think it's going to be? Join the thrilling guessing game in the comments. [MTO]