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On this week's episode of The Jennifer Love Hewitt Handjob Hour The Client List , Love's character Riley serviced a slightly older dude. But have no fear: he was just as improbably cut up and handsome as anyone who's blown by The Rub to get tugged at. It's a good thing this happy-ending massage parlor exists otherwise these extremely hot dudes would never get off. Poor guys.

This week's clip is particularly hilarious for a) featuring a moment of near-motorboating, and b) featuring a hot-and-heavy, candles-lit, extended, synth-driven rub-down. This show is erotica for people who don't know how to masturbate.