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America: a land of improptu hoedowns. A land of beach sand sculpturemaking. A land of nonthreatening motorcycle gangs. A land of multicolored hats.

A land where you can go skydiving and have a hawk come land on your arm while you are skydiving.

No wonder our immigrants are going the fuck back to Mexico.

***IMPORTANT UPDATE: A reliable source informs us, "That is not a sky diver. It is in fact a paraglider. Huge difference." Come back, Mexicans!

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