Oh God, Snooki & JWoww Is Really Happening
The second Jersey Shore spin-off, Snooki & JWoww is set to premiere Thursday, June 21 on MTV. It doesn't look as miserable as The Pauly D Project, so that deserves at least a faint, "Yeah, buddy!" But you know, fuck these people and the dead horse they rode in on. I'd recommend sending them to another planet to save us all time, but Jersey City seems like an adequate alternative.