Buying Candles Is a Man's Game Now

Lest you think the candle industry is beholden to the ladies, Man Candles, a new Yankee Candle line, have arrived to even things out.
The reasonably priced FOR MEN ONLY NO GIRLS ALLOWED candle line features masculine scents like "2 x 4," "First Down," and "Man Town." Who knows what those scents smell like, and more importantly, who cares. Rejoice that there is finally a candle made just for you, men. Put down that Sandalwood Appleblossom blend and inhale the sweet aroma of your identity. And also "Riding Mower."