'Obama Boy' Wants the President to Be His 'Rainbow-Colored Knight'
"Obama Girl" Amber Lee Ettinger may no longer be as excited about POTUS as she was last time, but that's okay, because Brooklynite Justin Brown is more than happy to step up and assume the mantle of "Number One Obama Fanboy" — or "Obama Boy" for short.
In an official endorsement video entitled "I Have A Crush On Obama," the Upright Citizen Brigade trouper lauds the President for his recent declaration of support for same-sex marriage. "You support me unlike the right," Brown croons. "You're my rainbow colored knight. Stonewall is going to be crazy tonight."
"I've gotten confirmation that people in the Obama Campaign have seen the video and quote, ‘Are cracking up'," Brown wrote in a Facebook post.
Ettinger, meanwhile, might be having second thoughts about breaking up with Barack. "Maybe we'll even make a video with Obama Girl and Obama Boy," she told Politico.
