The First Look at Scenes from Octomom's Self-Love Porn Might Be Your Last Look at Anything Ever
TMZ today unleashed the first official X-rated scenes from Nadya "Octomom" Suleman's first foray into the adult film world.
Entitled Octomom: Home Alone, the solo porn, which is due to be released next week, features the infamous mother in various "erotic vignettes" that take "playful aim at different aspects of her Octomom persona."
In one scene, for instance, Suleman can be seen touching herself as baby clothes breeze-dry on a washing line behind her.
You know, classic turn-on stuff.
"I'm a more sexual being for having done this," Suleman said in a statement. "It's the best, most powerful, and most liberating thing I've ever done." Quite.
Anyway, the pics are here, but proceed with caution. You know how they say porn can make you go blind? In this instance I'm inclined to believe them.
