The great thing about Christmas is you can do it exactly the same as you did last time, every single year. Case in point: 1992's Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is basically and openly the same movie as 1990's megahit Home Alone. The main difference is that writer John Hughes and director Chris Columbus moved the setting from a Chicago suburb to Manhattan.

It's been so long since the world has seen a decent celebrity sex tape.

You didn't ask for it, but you're getting it anyway: The official teaser trailer for Octomom Nadya Suleman's inaugural adult film, Octomom: Home Alone.

TMZ today unleashed the first official X-rated scenes from Nadya "Octomom" Suleman's first foray into the adult film world.

A great male hope from the late '90s/early '00s just landed a pivotal role in a sure-to-be-big movie. Also today: your real estate dreams could come true, Simon Cowell has a new coworker, and let's look at the boys of the new X-Men.

I don't know how to explain everything that this post contains in a lede, but I'll try: tonight's Olympic ice dancing was... INSANE. Inside, Linkin Park, Requiem for a Dream, Home Alone, a sexxxy commercial and Schindler's List—seriously.

[Singer Britney Spears at JFK airport in New York yesterday; image via INF] lobstr's new line beats the original, "Kevin!!!"

Young Osama, left home alone in Afghanistan, ended up fighting off a pair of wacky, comically inept Soviet soldiers, using only his wits and common materials found around the home. Then he discovered the true meaning of Ramadan. [NYT]