Encountering a black bear in his backyard (while "taking a massive piss"?), intrepid Canuck Mr. Jangzter utters a few famous last words to an unseen friend: "He's a scraggly bear, man, he's not going to attack me."

A tense stand-off ensues, with both sides "do[ing] some good bluffing," per Jangzter. After sizing his human rival up for a while, even contemplating a rush at one point, the bear eventually relents and gets chased away.

By the end of the "nature film," Jangzter's braggadocio is so thick, you almost want the bear to leave him a keepsake scar, but I have a feeling he may yet get to.

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