Are you enjoying this July we're having? Yeah you should because it's probably going to be America's HOTTEST MONTH EVER.

The past twelve months was the HOTTEST YEAR EVER. But that one just keeps moving along as we go, each year hotter than the last.

Hope you're also enjoying our DEVASTATING DROUGHT.

Good time to go to the park. AND DIE.

[USAT. Photo: Oxfam/ Flickr]