This Is What Happens When Overzealous Boaters Try To Take On 'Large Wake'
[There was a video here]
Meanwhile, in the same webcast, the local newsreader went on to report the death of a child, the death of a man who drove into a tree, and the fact that there will be a boat race in Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri in 2013. All with the same horrible, emotionally defunct monotone.
Obviously if you are not dying to visit Lake of the Ozarks, you are wrong.
