The 50 Cent Four-Step Stop-Masturbating Plan
Do you want to stop masturbating? It is, after all, "a sin," as 50 Cent informs us. Luckily, he also has a four-step plan to help you stop, free of charge:
Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!!lol God is watching you#SMS
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step to stop masturbating
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites.
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you.
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
That's it! You're free!