Everyone Take a Half-Day: Conor Kennedy and Taylor Swift Broke Up
Ho-lee shit. No one believed Jessica P. when she told everyone in AP Calc that Conor Kennedy would be hers by Fall Formal, but it looks like that bitch somehow managed to pull it off: Us Weekly reports that Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy have broken up.
According to the magazine, a "close friend" of Taylor's says that the couple "quietly parted ways a while ago," after Conor's dad came home around 11, paid Taylor ("$30, Mr. K! He's been asleep for hours."), and drove her home.
"It was just a distance thing. No hard feelings. They're fine."
Kennedy, 18, attends high school in Massachusetts. Swift, 22 , is a global superstar.
The pair began dating over the summer.
Taylor, a dark Christmas elf, is rumored to have become enamored of the Kennedys last year, when she gushed to Rolling Stone about having read "a 900-page-book called The Kennedy Women, which dates back to the lineage of the first Kennedys coming from Ireland in the 1800s."
The singer, who is notoriously private about her love life except for the fact that she giggles when you say her boyfriend's name and writes songs about it constantly, is not expected to comment on the alleged split.
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