Everyone's girlfriend Taylor Swift was honored last night with the Best Ex-Girlfriend Award by the family whose bones will one day adorn her powder room walls.

Yup, Taylor Swift is still buying that mansion across the street from the home of Ethel Kennedy, AKA her ex's grandma.

Ho-lee shit. No one believed Jessica P. when she told everyone in AP Calc that Conor Kennedy would be hers by Fall Formal, but it looks like that bitch somehow managed to pull it off: Us Weekly reports that Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy have broken up.

In a video interview last Friday, Ethel Kennedy offered another ringing endorsement of her grandson Conor Kennedy's girlfriend, Taylor Swift. In the past, Ethel has limited herself to enthusiastic "I hope so"s when asked about Swift (Will Conor and Taylor get married? "I hope so!" Will Swift move next door? "I hope so!"). But at a charity golf tournament last Friday, Ethel practically gushed when an interviewer inquired about the constantly surprised pop star:

It seems that Taylor Swift has turned her back on the chivalric code in her scrabbling quest to infiltrate a Camelot long since dead; Star magazine reports that the famous adult was spotted "making out…all night" with the cousin of her high school lover, Conor Kennedy.

Another day, another strong endorsement for a whirlwind summer romance culminating in teen marriage from a member of the Kennedy clan.

Conor Kennedy can't come over to play video games after school today because his girlfriend, Taylor Swift, flew him out to Nashville by private jet a couple days ago, reports Page Six.

22-year-old high school freshman Taylor Swift has upset some powerful people in her day. Kanye West, when she won "Best Female Video" at the 2009 VMA's. Victoria Gifford Kennedy, when she crashed a Kennedy wedding and tried to touch her rough paws to Kennedy skin ("a handshake," Taylor called it) — how vulgar. But what Taylor didn't realize when she crashed that wedding was that she was crossing a force far more powerful than either Kanye West or Victoria Gifford Kennedy:

Country female Taylor Swift continued her frantic, clumsy scramble up the New England social ladder last weekend, crashing a Kennedy wedding and refusing to leave when the bride's mother asked her to.

Taylor Swift, the girl in your AP U.S. History class who always turns around and asks you what grade you got, was totally spotted kissing Alexis' ex-boyfriend Conor Kennedy last weekend, and Alexis said she didn't care because she was with Logan now but then Amanda saw Alexis walk out of the bathroom with her eyes all red like she had been crying and it was so sad and everyone knows that Taylor gives boys BJs in the boiler room anyway so what does Conor even see in her?

The Kennedys had better start locking their doors at night, because it looks like Taylor Swift is stalking them.

Taylor Swift is dating a Kennedy, just not the one everyone thought she was dating.