Panicked, Enraged Obama Voters Around Country Lash Out at Romney Supporters
It appears as if the truth of Unskewed Polls has swept the nation. Just days after star conservative pollster Dean Chambers ended Nate Silver's career in devastating fashion, a wave of liberal-on-conservative crime has spread across the country. Coincidence? That's for you to decide:
- In Alta Loma, Calif., raging liberal vandals keyed "OBAMA" on the hood of one car outside of a home displaying Romney signs and slashed the seats inside another. In an ironic twist, the couple that owns the cars actually support Obama — they were staying at the home of the wife's Romney-voting parents. Could this be the case of a double-agent, a la the infamous McCain campaign worker who carved a "B" on her own face?
- In Huntington, Ind., churchgoers were shocked by the sign outside South Broadway Church of Christ, which was changed to read "Romney Hates Women" on one side and "Christ Voted Democrat" on the other. That first side is arguable, the second maybe not so much.
- In Racine, Wisc., liberal "Home Alone" fanatics dumped nails in a parking lot set to host a Tea Party rally. Tea Party rallies apparently still happen, by the way.
Is this what happens when liberals are confronted by their own mortality? Can liberals not control their rage?