Despite the National Weather Service issuing death threats and Mayor Bloomberg issuing threat-boners, Lindsay Lohan is chilling in bliss wondering what everyone is getting all excited about.

"WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i'm calling it Sally)...?" the Liz & Dick star tweeted yesterday evening to her 4.5 million followers. "Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace."

Threat neutralized.

But if you're still into the whole "protecting your loved ones by preparing adequately for a massive and unpredictable storm style that has already claimed dozens of lives," Lindsay has you covered: "I love Doritos."

[tweet via @lindsaylohan]