The New York Post Wins The Petraeus Headline Contest

Heh. Well played. The Daily News went with a lame acronym, while the Washington Post, which I don't think even wants to win the tabloid war anymore, chooses the stuffy "Citing affair, Petraeus steps down from CIA."
We can do better. Leave your best Petraeus/Broadwell headlines and puns below, though of course nothing will ever top All In.