Hillary Clinton Just Wants to Take A Nap, Get Jacked, and Watch HGTV
Now that President Obama has been reelected, we can focus on more important things like the 2016 presidential race. The big question on everyone's mind right now is whether or not Hillary Clinton will run in the next election. She told Obama a long time ago that she would not return to serve as Secretary of State in the President's second term. So what is a former first lady and Senator to do with a bunch of time off?
Hillary has a Situation-like threefold plan: GNC. Yes, that stands for Gym, Nap, Chill.
Secretary Clinton spoke to The New York Times about her upcoming time off:
"I am so looking forward to next year," she said. "I just want to sleep and exercise and travel for fun. And relax. It sounds so ordinary, but I haven't done it for 20 years. I would like to see whether I can get untired. I work out and stuff, but I don't do it enough and I don't do it hard enough because I can't expend that much energy on it."
You guys, Hillary is about to get jacked as hell. We're waiting to hear if Republican conspiracy theorists are looking at this as Hillary's way of leveraging herself against New Jersey governor Chris Christie.
The article also reveals that Hillary loves watching HGTV, specifically the show Love It or List It. She even joked with the reporter saying that she might get a decorating show of her very own during her time off. But Hillary, if you're going to be commander-in-chief, you're going to have to make better choices about your TV watching. Everyone knows that House Hunters International is the best show on HGTV. That's a no-brainer.
