The sight of a reunited John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John flash-frozen like a pair of extra-creepy BigSmile mannequins on the cover of their new holiday album may have been enough to spoil your Christmas spirit in perpetuity, but seeing the duo in motion could very well put an end to joy as we know it.

"I Think You Might Like It," penned by Grease songwriter John Farrar, is thankfully the only original song featured on This Christmas, because there's only so much cringe a person can expend on a music video before they shrivel up and die.

"New holiday camp classic, yes/yes?" asks Oh No They Didn't. If by "camp" you mean the kind that has "arbeit macht frei" spelled out in cast iron over its gates, then y.