Kate Middleton Leaves the Hospital Looking No More Pregnant Than She Did When She Went In (Is She Faking?)
Kate Middleton left the hospital this morning after giving birth to a beautiful bouquet of yellow roses. According to an official statement, she will now travel to Kensington Palace "for a period of rest."
The Telegraph speculates she may not appear again in public until Christmas Day.
"Oh, I'm so sick, I can't possibly go to schoo—Oh, it's Christmas? Be down in 5, DON'T start opening presents without me."
As the Duchess stepped into her waiting Jaguar, a member of the press asked how she was feeling, and Kate responded with a quote from The Sixth Sense: "I'm feeling much better [now]."
