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Kate Middleton Debuts Royal Bangs
Sophie Saint Thomas · 09/17/15 10:30PMNew Royal Baby Meets Old Royal Baby in British Baby Prince-travaganza
Hudson Hongo · 06/06/15 04:05PMRoyal Baby Named "Charlotte," Is Totally Such a Charlotte for Sure
Kelly Conaboy · 05/04/15 09:15AMKate Middleton Gives Birth to Human Girl
Brendan O'Connor · 05/02/15 08:25AMKing and Queen Make Time to Greet Unemployed Fan, Her Balding Husband
Caity Weaver · 12/09/14 09:40AMRoyal Baby 2 to Burst Out of Royal Uterus Next April, Blood Everywhere
Caity Weaver · 10/20/14 10:20AMKate Middleton Is Pregnant With a New Royal Baby
Caity Weaver · 09/08/14 06:18AMKensington Palace confirmed Monday that the Duchess of Cambridge is expecting her second child, which the media are tentatively calling New Royal Baby. According to the official statement, the Duchess is once again experiencing Hyperemesis Gravidarum, the severe morning sickness that plagued her first pregnancy, and has already been forced to cancel a planned appearance because of it.
BOOMF: Kate Middleton's Brother Now Humble Marshmallow Salesman
Caity Weaver · 08/13/14 04:14PMTelegraph Accidentally Calls Kate and William Dangerous Extremists
Jay Hathaway · 08/08/14 08:44AMThe Daily Telegraph ran a front-page story this morning about England's attempts to teach nursery-school kids "fundamental British values" to protect them from radical indoctrination. After all, you wouldn't want them to end up like the poor baby in the photo, pictured with two dangerous religious extremists.
Royal Family's Apartment Has Asbestos, Will Cost Only £4 Million to Fix
Dayna Evans · 06/21/14 03:00PMKate Middleton and her double tufts of hair in body sacks, Prince William and porkpie Prince George, have been living in Medieval squalor at their Kensington Palace apartment. With no running water and tons of asbestos infiltrating their happy home, the repairs on the palace are reportedly going to cost UK taxpayers nearly £4 million.
German Tabloid Risks WW3 by Publishing Kate Middleton Butt Photo
Caity Weaver · 05/27/14 10:21AMFunky Fresh DJ Kate Middleton Adores Peplums, Tripping Balls
Caity Weaver · 04/23/14 11:25AMThe Duke and Duchess of Cambridge had a lot of fun in Australia on Wednesday, lightly placing their fingers on records under the close supervision of a professional disc jockey. After being reassured several times they had not been party to criminal conduct, the royal couple likely returned to their hotel and made real wild, freaky love until 4 p.m., when it was time to dress for their next event.
Kate Middleton's Royal Tour Journals: Day 17
Caity Weaver · 04/22/14 05:10PMKate Middleton's Royal Tour Journals: Day 8
Caity Weaver · 04/14/14 05:26PMThis month, powerful baby Prince George performs his first official royal duty—an inspection of British penal colonies and their outlying areas—as he and his parents, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, spend three weeks traveling across Australia and New Zealand. During this time, Gawker.com will publish a selection of entries from his minder Kate Middleton's travel journals.
Sarah Hedgecock · 04/09/14 10:45AM
Kate Middleton's Royal Tour Journals: Day 1
Caity Weaver · 04/07/14 05:11PMThis month, powerful baby Prince George performs his first official royal duty—an inspection of British penal colonies and their outlying areas—as he and his parents, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, spend three weeks traveling across Australia and New Zealand. During this time, Gawker.com will publish a selection of entries from his minder Kate Middleton's travel journals.