kate-middleton

The Princess and the Blog

Ashley Feinberg · 02/17/16 12:16PM

Earlier today, a princess was granted a wish, and that wish was to blog. As it turns out, sometimes, if you truly believe in yourself, dreams really can come true.

Kate Middleton Debuts Royal Bangs 

Sophie Saint Thomas · 09/17/15 10:30PM

Kate Middleton has bangs, you guys. And they’re all over the place. Royals, they’re just like us. Minus that £1,245 Ralph Lauren shirtdress.

Kate Middleton Is Pregnant With a New Royal Baby

Caity Weaver · 09/08/14 06:18AM

Kensington Palace confirmed Monday that the Duchess of Cambridge is expecting her second child, which the media are tentatively calling New Royal Baby. According to the official statement, the Duchess is once again experiencing Hyperemesis Gravidarum, the severe morning sickness that plagued her first pregnancy, and has already been forced to cancel a planned appearance because of it.

BOOMF: Kate Middleton's Brother Now Humble Marshmallow Salesman

Caity Weaver · 08/13/14 04:14PM

Once upon a time the forebears of Kate Middleton's family were all coalminers, roadsweepers, and prisoners. Today, their descendants are princesses and marshmallow salesmen. The potential impact of a diet rich in Vitamin E on your family's fortunes cannot be overstated.

Funky Fresh DJ Kate Middleton Adores Peplums, Tripping Balls

Caity Weaver · 04/23/14 11:25AM

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge had a lot of fun in Australia on Wednesday, lightly placing their fingers on records under the close supervision of a professional disc jockey. After being reassured several times they had not been party to criminal conduct, the royal couple likely returned to their hotel and made real wild, freaky love until 4 p.m., when it was time to dress for their next event.

Kate Middleton's Royal Tour Journals: Day 8

Caity Weaver · 04/14/14 05:26PM

This month, powerful baby Prince George performs his first official royal duty—an inspection of British penal colonies and their outlying areas—as he and his parents, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, spend three weeks traveling across Australia and New Zealand. During this time, Gawker.com will publish a selection of entries from his minder Kate Middleton's travel journals.

Sarah Hedgecock · 04/09/14 10:45AM

Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, holds Prince George during a visit to Plunket nurse and parents group in Wellington, New Zealand, on Wednesday. Plunket is a nonprofit group that provides care for New Zealand children and families. Image via Marty Melville, Pool/AP.

Kate Middleton's Royal Tour Journals: Day 1

Caity Weaver · 04/07/14 05:11PM

This month, powerful baby Prince George performs his first official royal duty—an inspection of British penal colonies and their outlying areas—as he and his parents, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, spend three weeks traveling across Australia and New Zealand. During this time, Gawker.com will publish a selection of entries from his minder Kate Middleton's travel journals.

Sarah Hedgecock · 03/17/14 10:51AM

[Kate, Duchess of Cambridge, presents Domhnall the Irish Wolfhound with a shamrock during a visit to the 1st Battalion Irish Guards at the St. Patrick's Day Parade in Aldershot, England, on Monday. Image via Kirsty Wigglesworth/AP.]

Kate Middleton Denounces Satan in Exchange for Unpaid Job

Caity Weaver · 02/18/14 01:08PM

Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Earl of Grantham, Downton of Abbey, was made to formally reject the devil on Sunday, when she attended the christening of her new godchild.

Fly Girl Kate Middleton Attempts to Get Hair On Point at Somber Event

Caity Weaver · 11/11/13 04:33PM

Kate Middleton is likely to be the first member of the British Royal Family since 1649 to be executed by beheading in the wake of public outcry after she was photographed twirling her hair and smiling at the national Remembrance Sunday ceremony in London.