'Can anyone c me': The 19 Most Mystifying Cher Tweets of 2012
At the intersection of celebrity and "weird twitter," there is the personal twitter account of singer Cher.
Her tweets read alternately, like horse_ebooks source material, /aLL CAPS EMAIL FORWARDS FROM YOUR AUNT, and the clever jokes of a professional adult woman who is capable of functioning in the real world. Her misspellings she attributes to either passion or her dyslexia. Her feed boasts an average of 1000 tweets per day. And it is fantastic.
Here are 19 of Cher's 20 Best Tweets of 2012. (In order to see #20 which, surely, is still to come, follow @Cher sometime between now and New Years.)
1.
Just cause i cant spell or know Grammar doesn't mean i don't know Many things! HISTORY, Ancient Religion,War,Could go on,but id b a pain !
— Cher (@cher) September 5, 2012
2.
Is it 29 ?
— Cher (@cher) October 10, 2012
3.
I got a colonic.RT @lolyabitch @cher how did you celebrate Madonna's birthday?
— Cher (@cher) August 21, 2012
4.
I was looking at tweets & saw that i really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry. It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye
— Cher (@cher) April 23, 2012
5.
Going dentist.EVERYONE SHOULD BOYCOTT WALL MART ! They R BIGGEST SELLER OF GUNS IN U.S ! Pick Up Milk,Pick Up BULLETS. Shop TARGET.RT RT RT
— Cher (@cher) December 19, 2012
6.
Where do i find DRAFTS ! Lost one
— Cher (@cher) December 15, 2012
7.
@JeDorsCe doing Video early Jan . Buckle your seat belts its going 2 B a bumpy nite! Eating Blk Red vines! I Luv em ! Still cant find draft
— Cher (@cher) December 15, 2012
8.
Can anyone c me
— Cher (@cher) September 15, 2012
9.
Something is amiss with ipad
— Cher (@cher) December 10, 2012
10.
Whats going on with mycareer
— Cher (@cher) August 18, 2012
11.
When I was 20 I had a friend who was Raped in her apt laundry rm! She was a beautiful Dancer! She NEVER DANCED AGAIN! SHE WAS NEVER THE SAME
— Cher (@cher) October 25, 2012
12.
Brushing teeth,then, omg! NO EXCUSE 4 ME ! Pres Obama killed Bin Laden! Cher U might want 2 dial Down the passion & dial up brain 2 hand !
— Cher (@cher) October 17, 2012
13.
RT Snoopy Dance site !
— Cher (@cher) October 10, 2012
14.
Hey is anyone in Santa Barbara!Rachel Maddow speaking ! I wish I could go but maybe left cheek looks 2 much like blow fish! Small blow Fish
— Cher (@cher) October 7, 2012
15.
God I love ART in Any FORM! GOTTA GO TAKE BATH ! Later Lovelies !
— Cher (@cher) September 20, 2012
16.
I’m eating turkey , but I got a little hot under the Bustier ! Am so busy & exhausted, but will twt later !
— Cher (@cher) November 27, 2012
17.
Why is it called Avitar ?
— Cher (@cher) September 17, 2012
18.
VERY VERY LUCKY ! I was in Steerage ! No life vest ! RT @HausOfKills @cher how did you feel when you survived the 1912 Titanic disaster?
— Cher (@cher) April 26, 2012
19.
Later xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
— Cher (@cher) November 19, 2012
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