The Google Translation of this harrowing story out of Guangzhou, China, leaves much to be desired, but the gist of it is that a mentally ill woman deemed "suicidal" in local media reports tried to stab passers-by on Baogang Avenue only to be thwarted by a teenager in hot pants and knee-high boots who apparently knows taekwondo.

The last line of the transliterated article says it all: "[An eyewitness] said that she looks younger than 20 years old, wearing boots with shorts in the cold, exposed legs suck very eyes."

Indeed.

[H/T: Fark, Uproxx, video via LiveLeak]