The Saga of Chet Haze's Lost iPad
If you enjoyed the heart-pounding action of Saving Private Ryan and the taut intrigue of The Da Vinci Code, you'll love dynamic thrill ride that is: The Son of the Star of Those Movies Lost His iPad.
SCENE: Monday afternoon, at Northwestern University. Chet Haze feels a creeping sense of dread:
Damn, does anybody at NU have my iPad?? Can't find it anywhere... :(
— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) February 4, 2013
SCENE: The situation grows frantic.
Yes I am serious, if anyone has stumbled across an iPad in any of the lecture rooms please let me know, thanks #TeamFindChetsiPad
— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) February 4, 2013
SCENE: Desperation sets in.
“@realpaige_k: @chethaze did u find your iPad? #TeamFindChetsiPad” unfortunately not... Hopefully the person who took it will return it
— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) February 5, 2013
SCENE: A twist ending.
GUESS WHAT Y'ALL? Ya boy found his iPad!!!!! It was on a chair in my apartment. Lol, feeling stupid as hell right now.
— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) February 5, 2013
-fin-
