A Gallery of the Most Startling Photos of Donald Trump's Shrimp Fingers
It is not, as a rule, charitable to poke fun at another person’s physical shortcomings. However, when that person is both a public figure and a politician who actively and continually draws on the tenets of racism, misogyny and homophobia as a campaign platform, certain concessions can be made.
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, it therefore must be said, has shrimp fingers. This is not a new revelation by any means. Earlier this week, Washington Free Beacon blogger Andrew Stiles rocketed the term into the news cycle with a simple, straightforward tweet.
I mean seriously, they're going to have to use one of those pocket Bibles to swear him in. #ShrimpFingers pic.twitter.com/jQtxO5KtrI
— Andrew Stiles (@AndrewStilesUSA) January 26, 2016
As Buzzfeed quickly pointed out, others piled on the bandwagon, including U.S. Senator from Nebraska, Ben Sasse, who was personally targeted by Trump in a series of tweets.
Good grief. With a response like this you'd think I asked Mr @realDonaldTrump abt the length of his fingers or something important like that
— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) January 30, 2016
Trump was once called a “short-fingered vulgarian” by the brilliant minds of the now-deceased Spy Magazine, and for good reason. Here is a collection of the most important photos of the man who is leading the Republican presidential candidates, and the fingers that have gotten him to where he is now.
#Trump: "In my company I point at things. Like this. Great fingers. I'm very proud of my fingers - as you know." pic.twitter.com/rQ880wur6m
— The Dark Knee Rises (@CityJohn) January 15, 2016
Trump really does have small fingers pic.twitter.com/CxEyIiv9jC
— andrew kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) January 30, 2016
Spent the day looking at photos of Donald Trump (mendacious racist) to see if he does actually have tiny fingers. pic.twitter.com/tdgXNEAWrT
— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) December 9, 2015
Holy hell Trump does have amazingly short fingers pic.twitter.com/9Fm1ArmyGy
— joe (@joetothemo) October 7, 2015