Abigail Breslin Disses Boybander in a Music Video and Boy Are Teens Mad
Former child star Abigail Breslin, who is now 18 and still here guys!! released a music video this week insulting one of the 5 Seconds of Summer guys, angering the all-powerful Teen Twitter with her off-brand-Taylor-Swift opus.
Apparently Breslin—the cherubic actress from Little Miss Sunshine and August Osage County—dated 5 Seconds of Summer singer Michael Clifford (not the Snapchat one) last year. When things ended badly, as they sometimes do when you're young and famous and often when you're young and not famous, Breslin wrote a song about how not obsessed with him she is. Not an exaggeration, that's the bridge.
(Sample lyric: "I just wanted you to know all your bandmates are hotter than you.")
But she may have underestimated the power of Teen Twitter— #AbigailYouTried started trending in New York Thursday night :(
alex from target has more followers than abigail breslin what a time to be alive
— PIMP DADDY IRWIN (@jesuslashton) November 27, 2014