Actor-Musicians Who Aren't Johnny Depp Make Johnny Depp Sick
Johnny Depp sees you, actor-musicians, singing your little songs for all the wrong people, for all the wrong reasons, and it makes him sick.
"That whole idea for me is a sickening thing, it's always just made me sick," Depp told reporters before the world premiere of Mortdecai, a film costarring noted actor-musician Gwyneth Paltrow.
But wait—isn't Depp an actor-musician too?
"I've been very lucky to play on friends' records and it's still going. Music is still part of my life. But you won't be hearing The Johnny Depp Band. That won't ever exist," possibly self-loathing actor-musician Johnny Depp clarified for reporters.
"The kind of luxury now is, anybody with a certain amount of of success, if you have a kind of musical being, you can go out and start a band and capitalise on your work in other areas," the Pirates of the Caribbean star said.
"But I hate the idea, 'come see me play the guitar because you've seen me in 12 movies'.
"It shouldn't be (that way). You want the people who are listening to the music to only be interested in the music."