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Johnny Depp Is Not Concerned About Those Smuggling Charges—And Why Should He Be—His Fall Guy Is Bound to Him For Life
Gabrielle Bluestone · 09/11/15 09:45AMSuppose one night a witch came to you in a dream and presented you with the following proposition: You can have minor fame and a reasonable prenup if you marry Johnny Depp. But someday, when the time comes, you may have to go to jail for him because he needed a pair of dumb dogs with him on set to “focus,” whatever that means. Would you do it? Honestly, it doesn’t really matter if you would because someone has already taken your place: poor, sweet Amber Heard.
Alleged Dog Smuggler Johnny Depp Could Face 10 Years in Prison
Hudson Hongo · 05/26/15 10:00PMAustralia Will Kill Johnny Depp's Puppies, If That's What It Comes To
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/13/15 08:15PMActor-Musicians Who Aren't Johnny Depp Make Johnny Depp Sick
Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/19/15 11:15PMWatch Johnny Depp's Bizarre, Maybe Drunken Hollywood Film Awards Speech
Kelly Conaboy · 11/15/14 11:33AMLast night at the Hollywood Film Awards, whatever that is, Johnny Depp introduced the Shep Gordon documentary Supermensch, and seemed, um, like he was having a very good time!
Watch Johnny Depp Play "Beautiful People" With Marilyn Manson in LA
Kelly Conaboy · 11/02/14 04:20PMThe Cocaine King Who Inspired Blow Is Out Of Prison
Jay Hathaway · 06/03/14 12:45PMJohnny Depp to Testify in Fake Lover's Insane Murder Case
Kelly Conaboy · 04/12/14 02:15PMIn 2009, Nancy Lekon ran over and killed a pedestrian while driving her limo in downtown L.A.'s Skid Row. (Everyone in L.A. drives a limo, right?) She claims that it was all because she was in the area for a little rendezvous with her then-boyfriend, Johnny Depp. Gosh, I sure hope those two lovebirds had an amicable break-up, because he will now have to take the stand at her trial!
Cowboys and Idiots
Rich Juzwiak · 07/03/13 09:55AMIn Gore Verbinski’s two-and-a-half-hour period-blockbuster take on The Lone Ranger, a layer of dust covers everything. The seconds trickle by slowly like sweat on a brow beaten by the deluding sun. Everything is ugly and uncomfortable. The main antagonist, with grime caked on his fuzzy face, appears and reappears during one of multiple runaway train scenes and start shooting and beating and heisting. I never catch his name.
Here's the First Trailer for Gore Verbinski's The Lone Ranger
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/03/12 07:55AMWes Anderson's Next Film Announced, Will Star Johnny Depp
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/17/12 09:05AMJohnny Depp to Edit Woody Guthrie Novel Because Isn’t That Just the Kind of Thing He Would Do
Caity Weaver · 07/09/12 04:51PMJohnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis Split Officially Confirmed
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/19/12 01:35PMThe Avengers Broke the $1 Billion Mark
Louis Peitzman · 05/13/12 02:51PMA million dollars isn't cool. You know what— oh, whatever, you know the rest. The Avengers continues to dominate the box office, both domestic and international. This weekend, the superhero movie earned $103.2 million here and another $95.4 million overseas. Add that to the money it's already made, and yep, we've crossed the $1 billion line.
Japanese Johnny Depp Lookalike Greets Johnny Depp in Tokyo
Louis Peitzman · 05/12/12 01:49PMDark Shadows: Tim Burton's Latest Yawn
Rich Juzwiak · 05/11/12 03:55PMTim Burton's riff on the ‘60s/'70s vampire camp soap opera Dark Shadows joins a subset of TV-to-movie adaptations redundantly obsessed with the fish-out-of-water trope. These include The Brady Bunch Movie (great), The Addams Family (sequel's superior) and The Coneheads (sound the screeches of objection). The plots of these films serve to emphasize the transition of media by having their characters marvel at and bumble through a new, unfamiliar environment. It's novelty with a side of novelty. It revels in the supposed dearth of modern invention that fuels remake culture. It's as honest as it is regrettable.
Tim Burton Jokes About Ruining the Potential Beetlejuice Sequel
Louis Peitzman · 05/07/12 08:52PMJohnny Depp’s Tonto is Based on a White Man’s Painting of an Imaginary Native American
Caity Weaver · 05/01/12 10:01PMDark Shadows: Tim Burton Ruins a Classic
Leah Beckmann · 03/16/12 11:46AMHere's the trailer for the adaptation of the late 60's ghoulish soap opera, Dark Shadows. But alas, coated over and shellacked with Tim Burton camp and Johnny Depp shmaltz, the revival of the cult classic looks like it will be an unrecognizable homage to the original.