Here in America, the land of They Hate Our Freedoms, we don't tolerate racism or discrimination of any sort, as long as you don't look too many pages back in the history book. But you know who's really racist? People of every other race but mine.

An important new Rasmussen poll today:

Americans consider blacks more likely to be racist than whites and Hispanics in this country.

Thirty-seven percent (37%) of American Adults think most black Americans are racist, according to a new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey. Just 15% consider most white Americans racist, while 18% say the same of most Hispanic Americans.

America's current racial breakdown: 78% 63% white, 13% black, 17% Hispanic. Whites, in their great wisdom, are able to fully numerically control national racism surveys! Those blacks. What is it with them? Why just the other day I heard tell of a white man being called a cracker. And meanwhile, you should have seen what happened the last time I called that lazy UPS man [REDACTED]! You'd have thought I said Fred Couples was better than Tiger Woods!

Meanwhile the percentage of people who think whites are racist is just the average of the percentages of black people and Hispanic people in America. Hmph. Now this is exactly the sort of racist collusion that whites are talking about.

[Rasmussen. Photo: Shutterstock]