People reports that newlywed actors Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will spend their honeymoon in Malta shooting "an intimate, character-driven" drama. Here is People's one sentence-description of the plot of that drama:

Pitt and Jolie play a married couple in the south of France who become sexually obsessed with their neighbors.

Pitt and Jolie were married in the south of France last weekend. The film was written by Angelina.

Is every single bit of life on this great big Earth just a sex game to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, in which we are all tertiary participants?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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