Bae Congressman Shows Up to the Best Sweet Sixteen Party Ever
Congressman Michael Grimm is perhaps best known for threatening to throw a NY1 reporter off a balcony. He is also the bae at Staten Island sweet sixteen parties, according to teen girls' tweets, which don't lie.
Colin Campbell at Business Insider reports that Grimm was invited to a girl's sweet sixteen party this weekend by her (cool) parents. In a series of now-deleted tweets, her friends discussed Grimm's (bae's) appearance at the party. They are the best tweets I have ever read:
fucking michael grimm is going to [redacted] s16. I'm gonna dance with him all night and make him fall in love with me
"Michael Grimm is coming" "Oh shit now I have to wear nice underwear"
Action shot of [redacted] meeting Michael Grimm aka action shot of the best moment of her ~life~
He told me he's taking me to prom I was like you fricking better
You fricking better. It's worth pointing out that Grimm (bae) is one of the sexiest bachelors in Congress, a devotee of "Arnold Schwarzenegger-style weight lifting," and single.
These teen girls (whoever they are — BI redacted identifying info from the tweets) are the luckiest girls on Staten Island. I want Michael Grimm at MY sweet sixteen party.
[Images via AP, Business Insider]