Brainiacs to Finally Do Sex
Are you having trouble finding true love? Are you also a very smart person who knows this because you've taken a Mensa test for confirmation? Now you won't be alone with your big brain forever: Match.com is set to premiere a new service designed only for very smart people.
The service, brilliantly named Mensa Match, will allow only people with IQs in the 98th percentile or higher in America to join.
From ABC News:
"Eighty percent of singles rate intelligence as one of the most important factors when looking for a partner, finally proving that brainpower is the ultimate aphrodisiac," Match.com President Amarnath Thombre said in a statement. "Partnering with Mensa now gives Match members another smart way to easily search for and connect with like-minded singles."
As American Mensa Marketing Manager Victoria Liguez so eloquently put it, "You're looking for someone in the same tribe as you. You're asking, 'Do you value intelligence as much as I do?'"
May the many new couples finally enjoy their first sex. And if you're looking to rub roosters with another brain, you have until July 1 to take the test yourself for only $1.