Queerbaiting? Royals Cry Over Dead Queen

They're two and eight (that's Cockney slang for "upset")

Meghan Markel in mourning dress wiping a tear from her eye.
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From the first processional to the dramatic, conclusive breaking of the stick at the Queen’s state funeral today moved many of the Queen’s dependents to tears. I don’t relish in seeing people grieve, but you have to admit, it makes for a good photo set.

Behold these cousins:

King Charles got emotional

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Meghan Markle wiped away a tear in a more stunning fashion than anyone I’ve ever seen

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Kate Middleton dissociated — also stunning

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Sandy and Muick lost the will to bite Andrew

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Princess Beatrice broke down

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Even the always-on Princess Charlotte lost her composure momentarily and had to be comforted by Mum

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Our sweetest boy, Little Prince G, rightfully sulked. Getting to meet Dr. Jill Biden is still no substitute for spending time with Gan Gan.

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Princess Anne is one tough broad, so this is her equivalent of sobbing into her sleeve

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Even beside her, Harry still manages to get in a good cry

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