Tech

Tech Prediction: Apple Will Bring Back the iPhone “Home” Button

It's the circle of life, and it moves us all

prediction
Kelly Conaboy
JAPAN - 2022/11/15: In this photo illustration, Elon Musk's Twitter account is seen displayed on a s...

What Is Going to Happen With Twitter?

An interview with an anonymous systems engineer

Rest in tweet
Kelly Conaboy
UNITED STATES - MAY 12: Sam Bankman-Fried, CEO of FTX US Derivatives, testifies during the House Agr...

Sam Bankman-Fried Free to Pursue Polyamory Full Time

The former crypto king has resigned from his now-worthless company

money moves
Fran Hoepfner
Twitter account on Twitter is seen displayed on a phone screen in this illustration photo taken in K...

Here's How Twitter's Stupid New Two-Checkmark System Works

It doesn't, for one

☑️
Fran Hoepfner

Zuckerberg Didn’t Even Make Legs?????????

Jesus christ.

legless not torsoless
Kelly Conaboy
Woman in white holding The Reflect Orb in front of her.

Consumerism Reports: My $199 Orb

Will it heal me?

hello orb
Kelly Conaboy

Netflix Has Games? (No One Plays Them)

Another slay for the streaming giant

my gaming chair
Kelly Conaboy
Twitter screen on a phone atop a laptop keyboard.

Which Twitter Avatar Is Right for the Kind of Person You Aspire to Be?

A guide for power users trying to become the next pundit on the app

Miss Type
Luke Winkie
SHANGHAI, CHINA - SEPTEMBER 15: A robot plays chess during 2020 China International Industry Fair at...

Russian Child Taught Valuable Lesson by Violent Chess Robot

You break a rule, robot break a finger

checkmate
Kelly Conaboy
Net positive logo next to someone scrolling spotify on their phone.

The Euphoria of Stumbling Upon Weird Spotify Cover Songs

It’s like scrolling through the trenches of Limewire all over again

Danger Zone
Luke Winkie
BRAZIL - 2022/06/06: In this photo illustration, a silhouetted woman holds a smartphone with the Buz...

BuzzFeed’s Interim EIC Leaving To Run Failing Ice Cream Brand

"But in a twist of fate befitting a rom-com, I recently ended up landing my dream job," she wrote in a leaked email

SCOOP
Tarpley Hitt
Net positive logo next to captcha.

A Eulogy for the CAPTCHA

Gone but not forgotten

REST IN PUZZLE
Tarpley Hitt
Skeleton figures surround a phone with the Miss type logo.

How to Banish Your Group Chat Ghost

Exorcism 101

miss type
Fran Hoepfner

Miss Type

A column about etiquette in the digital age

Manners
Jenny G. Zhang
Beautiful woman taking a selfie by her smart phone

Enjoy BeReal While It Lasts

The photos are not great, but at least they're not ads.

reality bytes
Nicholas Russell
Bono, left, of the band U2, and Apple Computers Inc. Chief Executive Steve Jobs, right, hold up Appl...

An Elegy For the iPod

Join me in mourning by solemnly playing "1234" by Feist on your Apple Watch.

rest in pod
Nicholas Russell