Somewhere under the Southern Californian moon, midwestern gin fizz Allison Janney is having a dance party and if she invites you, Conan O'Brien, you'd be a real moron not to go.

Janney—who once made a film called Drop Dead Gorgeous that was, in one reviewer's opinion, the high-water mark of 1999--started doing her "stewardess" party dance for Conan on his show last night. And you know what, I believe that she actually does this at parties and that it's not just a cute talk show anecdote.

Why do I think this?

Because of The Jackal.

Go ahead and ignore Aresnio's inane comments about Janney's height, skipping straight to 2:00 for... The Jackal.

Never change, Allison Janney.