I do not know 21-year-old Alyssa Ferraro of Hooksett, NH, but from what we can gather from her reported arrest by police following a presumably intense game of Monopoly, she's just a woman who needed to tell her boyfriend, "fuck this shit" ("this shit" being "u r cheating at this game") with her hand.

Police were called to a home last Sunday at 11:59 p.m. where Ferraro, the New Hampshire Union Leader reports, allegedly "got into an argument with her boyfriend over a game of Monopoly and open hand slapped him in the face."

According to CBS Boston, Ferraro was charged with domestic violence related simple assault and was released from jail on $2,000 bail. The boyfriend "was not seriously hurt" but we assume will never cheat at Monopoly ever again.

[Image via Hooksett, NH police]