Austin Michael Symonds, an 18-year-old employee of a Papa Murphy's pizzeria in Georgetown, Texas, was arrested by police last week after he was allegedly caught by a customer rubbing his scrotum on a pizza order. According to the arrest warrant obtained by the Austin American-Statesman, the customer confronted the teen, asking him his age and then, "So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone's pizza?" Symonds responded by saying, "Yes," before apparently telling the customer, "Man, I am really sorry, that was stupid."

In a recorded phone call between Symonds and his manager, the teen apparently admits to having decided to rub his balls over the pizza—all Papa Murphy's "specialize" in uncooked pizzas you pick up and bake yourself—after the customer made the order right before closing time. Symonds later allegedly admitted that had he not been caught, he "probably" would have still given the testicle-rubbed pizza ("a family-sized stuffed pizza with Canadian bacon, pineapple and extra cheese") to the customer.

According to the Statesman, Symonds was charged by police with tampering with a consumer product and was released from Williamson County Jail on $10,000 bail.

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