Donald Trump, a man whose garbage output is matched only by his diet of garbage, just released a doctor’s note saying what fine shape he’s in, using the sort of language usually associated with a racehorse or fighting dog.

The physician’s note is below:

The final claim is, while unfalsifiable, still clearly wrong (Obama is a skilled basketball player and clearly a health nut, Andrew Jackson was an unstoppable killing machine who, at the age of 67, savagely beat his own attempted assassin into submission). But even claims of decent health seem unlikely based on what we know of Trump’s diet, and also just looking at him. Politico reported earlier this month that he makes a habit of intentionally eating the literally worst things a man can eat:

“I love steak and hamburger and pasta and French fries, all of the things that we shouldn’t be eating,” he said in a response to question about his favorite foods. Asked if there were foods he could not resist, Trump responded, “Yeah, bacon, eggs, steak. You hear a report that comes out, and it says you can’t eat it and then you can, so I eat what I like.”

The liberal media: wrong on domestic 9/11 celebrations, wrong on the fat content of burgers.

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