Good morning, sweet lover. Our bed is warm and solid. We have a bounty of food to share, food that other lovers have left behind for us. It is warm and pungent where we rest our heads. Wait...what is happening? What's that noise? Why is this dumpster moving?

The Associated Press reports that an inebriated couple near Tampa, Florida who had been snuggling quietly in a dumpster were awoken to a different kind of motion when their temporary domicile was picked up and the pair was dumped into a garbage truck.

The couple caused quite a commotion when their home was disrupted, and began angrily banging on the walls of the garbage truck, probably shouting something like, "Rude!!! We were sleeping in here!!!"

Police who came to the scene to help the lovebirds initially believed the couple had been living in the dumpster, but discovered instead that "they were highly intoxicated after hanging out at a nearby casino."

Happy Valentine's Day!

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