Good morning, sweet lover. Our bed is warm and solid. We have a bounty of food to share, food that other lovers have left behind for us. It is warm and pungent where we rest our heads. Wait...what is happening? What's that noise? Why is this dumpster moving?

Nashville resident Kylee Francescan made a grisly discovery recently while disposing of some newspapers in a recycling dumpster behind an elementary school: hundreds of letters, "covered with pictures, hearts, and sparkles" addressed to Taylor Swift.

When planning your dream wedding, do you fantasize about things like annoying trumpet players, bread piñatas attached to tree branches, and groomsmen falling into dumpsters? No? Well, in that case, you probably won't want to emulate these nuptials. Watch inside.