Everybody Misreads an AP Tweet, Responds by Getting Super-Pissed at AP
The Associated Press Twitter account is a must-follow for breaking-news junkies. It's also a great guide to the many ways you can fuck up breaking news. Like when it reported the status this morning of an aircraft carrying the bodies of MH17 victims back to Holland:
BREAKING: Dutch military plane carrying bodies from Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 crash lands in Eindhoven.
— The Associated Press (@AP) July 23, 2014
Now, this quickly led to a freakout on Twitter, and understandably so. The MH17 shootdown has been big news, rife with cloak-and-dagger recriminations and lingering mysteries. And it wasn't the only bad aviation news; nine minutes previously, the AP had been tweeting about devastation at the scene of another commercial jet crash in Taiwan.
So suggesting that a plane carrying the bodies of Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 victims had also crashed was apt to make tweeters go bonkers.
wait, seriously? “@AP: BREAKING: Dutch military plane carrying bodies from Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 crash lands in Eindhoven.”
— SHEV (@shelbchan) July 23, 2014
No words - RT @AP BREAKING: Dutch military plane carrying bodies from Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 crash lands in Eindhoven.
— Blogs of War (@BlogsofWar) July 23, 2014
Jesus. Take a bus man RT @AP BREAKING: Dutch military plane carrying bodies from Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 crash lands in Eindhoven.
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) July 23, 2014
It was also, once everyone had a second to think about it, highly unlikely to be true.
“@AP: BREAKING: Dutch military plane carrying bodies from Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 crash lands in Eindhoven.” What are the odds ...
— Dominic (@domlee2010) July 23, 2014
And if you took another second to think about it, the AP tweet conveyed another, entirely sensible meaning.
@alkayy Military plane didn't crash land in Holland. Read the @AP tweet again. There was no punctuation.
— Adedeji Adetola (@DejiTola) July 23, 2014
You mean it safely landed? RT @AP: BREAKING: Dutch military plane carrying bodies from Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 crash lands in Eindhoven.
— Anup Kaphle (@AnupKaphle) July 23, 2014
.@AP should have thrown some tactical commas/hyphens/apostrophes in that one.
— Thomas Gibbons-Neff (@Tmgneff) July 23, 2014
The AP was quick to say SORRY GUYS.
CLARIFIES: Dutch military plane carrying Malaysia Airlines bodies lands in Eindhoven.
— The Associated Press (@AP) July 23, 2014
Some journalists pointed out that the problem may have involved tweeting about a plane landing safely, as if that were news, in the first place.
Maybe people would have more clarity on what this AP tweet means if it hadn't nonsensically been labeled "BREAKING" https://t.co/WSNIQFW4QV
— Wesley Lowery (@WesleyLowery) July 23, 2014
A plane landing is almost never "BREAKING." Plans land, ppl & things arrive destinations where they are going. This is not how news works.
— Wesley Lowery (@WesleyLowery) July 23, 2014
But on the other hand, did you really not get this on a closer reading?
Sure, AP's headline isn't the greatest, but AP Style is also "crash-land." Read closely, not quickly.
— Megan Harris (@meganharris13) July 23, 2014
ap style is "crash-land" anyway, just read better
— John Herrman (@jwherrman) July 23, 2014
But then Twitter, as is its wont, may have gone a bit overboard.
@NoahCRothman @AP it did NOT "crash land." "Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 crash" is a noun phrase. It landed safely.
— EPCOT Fitzgerald (@mttbry) July 23, 2014
. @ryanhellyer The plane carrying the bodies from the MH17 disaster has landed....it didn't "crash land". @AP should fire whoever sent that
— Dan Gilmore (@danhgilmore) July 23, 2014
Why you put crash land for. 😐 RT @AP: CLARIFIES: Dutch military plane carrying Malaysia Airlines bodies lands in Eindhoven.
— Davane (@YoItsKenneth) July 23, 2014
@AP Did the military plane "crash land"? If not, please delete this and correct. You're confusing everybody.
— Carl Franzen (@carlfranzen) July 23, 2014
@OrdioMongo @AP These Mongos don't know how to phrase things. It didn't crash land.
— Larry (@LarrySoprano) July 23, 2014
The Dutch plane did NOT crash land. Just a poorly worded AP alert. Other sources clear it was safe: https://t.co/Gve0jRsKOe
— Ethan Klapper (@ethanklapper) July 23, 2014
In the name of phrasing, I deleted my manual RT of the AP crash land tweet
— Andrew Katz (@katz) July 23, 2014
Fuck you @AP.
— jeselle (@jesellefarias_) July 23, 2014
Which made some Twitter users take extreme, if appropriate, evasive maneuvers.
— Michael Katz (@KatzM) July 23, 2014
Great job, everybody. Stay tuned for more BREAKING tweets on the Beyoncè-Jay Z BREAKUP rumor.